Woooooo Hoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 14th birthday's coming up in just 4 days time. But, sadly, I'm going to celebrate it with a 'slammed' lip. 1 big bump after being kicked right into the face while swimming. Here a joke poem about it:
My birthday's going to come,
But not so welcome;
I feel really dumb,
To get such a big bump.
It was a few days near May,
Right on a Friday;
Extremely bored after school,
I went to the pool.
I was kind of speedy,
Cause I was very happy;
Alas, who know's what is up,
While I was drinking 7-up.
Now I was getting speedy,
And laps were done so many,
Suddenly, there was a "WHAM!"
Stars hovering is then.
No fun at all for party now,
After that mega "POW!"
Still, I have to praise the LORD,
Cos' my lip and teeth were not wrecked by this freako.
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