S H O C K !!!! I have already posted 10 posts already?!

To me it is slow, to you it is also slow. 5 months I had this blog and I just got my 10th post... It is eating pretzels-slow dip and slow eat.Wait...I have to stop thinking about food. By the way, has any have the cure for my 4th shock? I have to stop this because I'm going mental if this goes on and on.